Monday, 9 August 2010

"My Holiday - Mud, Drugs and Rock n Roll"

If you have been following my blog postings you will know that I've recently been for little trip to the middle-of-nowhere town to allow for some relaxation and therapy for the mind and soul (If you haven't been reading my past works then just keep reading...and read my blogs in future, you philistine!). At least that was most of my holiday...from the 30th of July-1st of August, I was at the Kendal Calling Festival located in Penrith, Cumbria.







Campsite Day 1

I love festivals, despite that it has in recent years become more fashionable to go to them, with the fashions and the drinking taking over the point of a festival. The music. The main point of festivals to bring people together under one particular subject, which in many cases, is music. However that it does tend to get clouded with other nonsense and many people miss the point to why they payed such an obscene amount (very much so in Leeds Fest case) in the first place, to see musical artists live!

I suppose it annoys me a little that some festivalers go today just to 'get off their faces' or for use of a better term, get drunk, take drugs and generally make arses of themselves (usually with the use of ridiculous costumes, the amount of batman's and joker's and as for the girls...well it would make Wachowski brothers blush..if you got that joke then well done you, if you didn't then here!).
Now I can't be totally excused of that, I've been known to enjoy the odd tipple, especially while I'm at a festival. I go for the Music, and I happened to see quite a few acts while I was at the festival...which included on the main stage...(I've included videos for your amusement)

Main Stage
Kid British - Our House is Dadless
The Futureheads - The Beginning of a Twist

Calvin Harris was a treat to see, he puts on a good show, I'll be going to see him again. Same applied for The Subways and The Futureheads, they really knew how to get the crowd moving.
Doves and Kid British were two bands that I had never seen before, but I'll be definitely seeing them again after both of their sets. I think the only disappointment for me was The Coral, (thus why no video for them) only because after the previous two nights, they were a bit tame, so I trotted over to the "Calling Out" to see Dananananaykroyd, who were unexpectedly brilliant and a good way to finish Sunday's line-up. However I had my real fun at the "Glow" tent...

Glow Tent (Dance)
Scratch Perverts - Stand By
Ken Evil - *no video*


All three of these were fantastic, it was the first time I'd really seen any DJ live, but it was a whole different experience to any gig I'd ever been to. In the Glow tent, it was so hot, I mean like tropical in there, and I'm not just talking about the heat, the atmosphere was electric and everyone was loving it, including me. Starting from the top of the list Scratch Perverts were a very uplifting way to end the entire weekend, including one of my favorite moments of the whole festival...

DJ: DO YOU WANNA GO OLD SCHOOL?!
ME: YEAHHHH!
ME: WOOOOOOO!

Oh yes that was fun...jump up and dance like a motherfucker kinda fun. Ken Evil was pretty good although I didn't really see much of his set and most of the time I was busy having fun taking pretty pictures of the strobes and lasers in long exposure on my A200. Doorly was my first taste of live DJ-ing and boy, it hit me like a shot of dubstep into my veins, did i like my first live dance music experience? I fucking loved every second of it. (Creamfield's here I come in 2011)

Apart from the music at the festival, I enjoyed all the other aspects of being there such as
- Trying hookah for the first time (flavoured tabacco)
- Watching (and laughing at) drunk people
- Eating New foods (BBQ noodles..how can I describe them...NOM NOM)
- Dreading going to the toilet (oh fuck...they were bad)
- Meeting one random guy (where's the guitar then? *evil smile*)
- Making a few new friends, SHOUT OUT TO THE LYON CLAN :D
- Helping my friend out of a mosh pit when his knee broke
(that one was a bit of a shitter)







Campsite Day 4

Yeah...I took that photo, while hungover from Sunday night's adventures. It was the same all over the campsite. 4 days and that was what was left of the material possessions of the lyon clan, who had left by the early monday morning. But when they left I hope they took away some good memories aswell, as I did from this festival. I met a fair few people, listened to some great music and generally had a great time. Only another 11 months until I can do it all again.

My Verdict: Fucking Worth the Wait.

MT

Friday, 6 August 2010

"The Problem With Mainstream Music" feat. Lyrical Dissection

Hello all, I'm now back from holiday and yes I will write a proper blog post for you sometime next week, but to be honest, right now I can't be arsed to load my pictures and draft a good blog, so I'm sourcing material again today.

A few weeks ago I was talking about
the state of celebrities and this week while listening to the local radio ("playing the greatest hits"...my thoughts are not really) I noticed that songs today have become a lot more literal and if they aren't, people tend to be left thinking "WTF was that song about?". I think the subtle art of poetry has been lost to the music that is considered mainstream. However on the flip side of which I believe that some songs can just be catchy, upbeat and generally nice.
(see readers I do have a positive position on some topics...just not many)
To quote a friend of mine...

"Why does music need a point or a message?
Why can't it just sound nice? Or funny or hi tech and cool and stuff?"

Kurt Lambert

But as always readers I will let you decide what your opinion is on the matter. I think maybe the problem now is originality its all be done before, you can compare a modern artist to an older artist from which that music originates and so on. But without music in the world, it be a very quiet place indeed, so I respect all songwriters and artists in contemporary music (except reality TV personalities who try to make music like Jordan aka Katie Price..god I fucking hate them...and her for that matter).

But I digress today I'm going to do a lyrical dissection for you (I suspect that your probably thinking..."eeww wft is that?"...why do my readers always sound annoyingly American in my head? oh well) of Ke$ha's (pictured below) "Your Love Is My Drug". I kinda got this idea from watching Pete vs Life on channel 4, where a mans life is commentated upon quite literally. So I decided to do a lyric by lyric commentary of the song.


So here it is especially for you is...

Your Love Is My Drug by

Ke$ha feat. MC-MT...

(my speech is in bold)

"Maybe I need some rehab,"

Really something wrong?

"Or maybe just need some sleep"

I suggest night nurse for that love

"I've got a sick obsession

What like OCD you mean?

I'm seeing it in my dreams

That's Trippy as Fuck

I'm looking down every alley

And you'll find Thomas O'malley (the alley cat)

I'm making those desperate calls

Yeah those sex chat lines are addictive

I'm staying up all night hoping,

Hoping for what? musical talent?

Hit my head against the walls

That's gotta Hurt...

Chorus

What you've got boy is hard to find

Like a honest politician

Think about it all about it all the time

Like the meaning of Life

I'm all strung up my heart is fried#

Mm mm like McDonald's Eggs

I just cant get you off my mind

What? no thoughts about world peace?

Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug

Like Crack Cocaine...

Your love your love your love

You Already Said That.

I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug

Quit repeating yourself!

Your love your love your love

Seriously? is that all you can say?

Won't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me to think twice

Listen to yo momma, drugs are bad

But left to my own devices I'm addicted its a crisis!

Like the War in Afghanistan..maybe not

My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy

Yeah, I think your pretty darn loopy

My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead

Love sick...to Crack Cocaine! You said it!

(Chorus)

I don't care what people say

Well theyre saying your a smackhead love...thats a bad thing

The rush is worth the price I pay

So about $20 then?

I get so high when you're with me

Its damn goooooood shit dis (pass the douchie on the left hand side...)

But crash and crave you when you are away

Thats called a "comedown"

So I got a question

Ask away, I'm all ears

Do you want to have a summer party in my basement?

Maybe, who else is coming?

Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?

No i'm quite chilled with my glass of Hardy's thanks.

Is my love, your drug?

Errrm...No.

(huh) Your drug? (huh) your drug? (huh) your drug?

Stop repeating yourself...again!

Is my love, your drug?

NO!! Now step away from me before I have a restraining order put on you.

(Chorus)

Heyyy heyyy

Hello.

your love, your love,your love,your love, (whispered) is my drug

God. She doesn't shut up does she?

I like your beard

...I don't have a beard

Ta da :) not bad eh? well thats it for now. i'll post another blog post next week about my time at festivals with more pictures

MT

- Picture from http://www.wearepopslags.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kesha-489x735.jpg

- Lyrics from http://www.directlyrics.com/kesha-your-love-is-my-drug-lyrics.html