P.s I've included the YouTube video's at the bottom of the post as well so you know what I'm talking about
P.s.s This is a LONG blog post. You better put the kettle on.
P.s.s.s No, Really there's like three blog posts rolled into one here, personally I'd read them one at a time.
WARNING: I hold no blows, in this entire blog post. This is me being slightly ruthless in blogging, its after many months of built up agression, that i decided to blog this to you. I'm currently working out my issues with my therapist, MR Kissmyass :D
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Where have all the rockstars gone?
I was monging out in front of the TV, the other day (its what us media students would call passive viewing) and then i started to notice that the adverts had some familiar faces on them. first was the American rock singer Iggy Pop doing an advert for swift cover, i thought this was slightly strange, but i continued watching regardless...many advert breaks later, i saw Alice Cooper doing a advert for Sony, and i thought this really isn't right, these guys are symbols of rock, not advertising tools, its really not in their characters. The final straw came when i saw Mr British Anarchy, Johnny Rotten doing a advert for Country Life Butter. Now i can understand the irony of this, that these legends are now selling out to mainstream companies that they protested against many many years ago, but come on guys! can't you find any other more appealing brands for yourselves to advertise and endorse with? I understand that the advertising companies use rockstars like the ones above to create a ironic statement. but it looks as cool as my grandad in socks and sandals (making a relevant metaphor is hard). But here's a few ideas for the above to get themselves into in case they find that they're strapped for cash in the future
Iggy Pop - Life Improvement Books
Johnny Rotten - Apples
Alice Cooper - Pesticides
If this trend of advertisement continues the non-conformist future of rock and roll looks bleak. i mean whats next? Ozzy Osbourne with a reality TV show? oh yeah, i forgot.
Its on the tube ma!
Johnny Rotten and his fucking butter
Alice Cooper and his fucking TV
Iggy Pop and his fucking insurance
Back to 2010...
I find that this is true now in 2010, as it was in 2009, the media still uses rock and roll to promote and sell products, I mean the whole basis of the Rimmel London make-up line uses rock chic themes in their adverts, in an attempt to convince the masses that they will be a cool "rockstar" type if they use their products. However as an active viewer (people with their brain's turned on) I see through the lies and have come to realise the same truth that all media students eventually realise. It's Bollocks. I mean you have to be pretty suggestible to believe that make-up alone will make you become this "rockstar" persona. I'm not being sexist but I believe that the media plays upon women's naivety in the advertising of these products, I mean even the ones who understand this is happening, active female viewers still allow themselves to be sucked into this passive (couch potato though process) way of buying. But I'm going off subject, here's part 2 of last year's blog post.
Where have all the rockstars gone? Part 2
In the year 2009, unfortunately the world continued to lose, some of its great talent and I'm not talking about the shit films that Hollywood mainstream brings out everyday. No, it was the death of stars that really shook the press in that year
some of which being Actor Patrick Swayze and Actress Brittany Murphy then her screen write husband Simon Monjack 5 months after her death. All three of these deaths were covered in the news, which is surprising as British mainstream news doesn't usually keep tabs on American media, unless it involves Britain in someway, I suppose these could be classed as human interest stories, but i digress. But none of these were covered in the news more than the late legendary king of pop, Michael Jackson.
Taken from http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/
This truly shocked the world. I mean it was everywhere (If you were didn't know you were obviously living in a cave, I mean I'm sure even Osama Bin Laden even knew and thought "shiiit") It sparked a huge media frenzy.
"The news spread quickly online, causing websites to slow down and crash from user overload. Both TMZ and the Los Angeles Times suffered outages.[194] Google initially believed that the input from millions of people searching for "Michael Jackson" meant that the search engine was under attack. Twitter reported a crash, as did Wikipedia at 3:15 p.m. PDT (6:15 p.m. EST).[195] The Wikimedia Foundation reported nearly a million visitors to Jackson's biography within one hour, probably the most visitors in a one-hour period to any article in Wikipedia's history.[196] AOL Instant Messenger collapsed for 40 minutes. AOL called it a "seminal moment in Internet history", adding, "We've never seen anything like it in terms of scope or depth."[197]
Around 15% of Twitter posts—or 5,000 tweets per minute—reportedly mentioned Jackson after the news broke,[198][199] compared to the 5% recalled as having mentioned the Iranian elections or the flu pandemic that had made headlines earlier in the year.[199] Overall, web traffic ranged from 11% to at least 20% higher than normal.[198][200] MTV and Black Entertainment Television (BET) aired marathons of Jackson's music videos.[201] Jackson specials aired on multiple television stations around the world. The British soap opera EastEnders added a last-minute scene, in which one character tells another about the news, to the June 26 episode.[202] Jackson was the topic of every front-page headline in the daily British tabloid The Sun for about two weeks following his death.[203] During the same period, the three major U.S. networks' evening newscasts—ABC's World News, CBS Evening News, and NBC Nightly News—devoted 34 percent of their broadcast time to him.[204] Magazines including Time published commemorative editions.[205] A scene that had featured Jackson's sister La Toya was cut from the film Brüno out of respect toward Jackson's family"
Cheers Wikipedia
because as you must know, MJ was about to do a world tour. Now it seems a bit suspicious that he died from a prescription drugs just before his tour, proclaiming in his press conference "this is it", its almost like he knew it was coming, weird eh? Of course his funeral was lavish and media covered to the max, with millions tuning in to watch.
Also like all dead musicians, his music sales went through the roof, plus a Documentary film was made about his tour preparation just before his death. This all seems a bit convenient, that this was all in place, plus his doctor was automatically taken as the fall guy for his death, fairly quickly. Now I'm no conspirator, and this could be all true, but can a star like MJ really die? I mean they reckoned that Elvis didn't die after his drugs overdose, or so they say. I mean it would be so easy for a man like Michael Jackson to just disappear. Living it up on a small island somewhere with money he made from his "death" music sales, the world is a big place afterall. There is oppositions to this, like his death records, people who saw his dead body, etc.
But with the amount of money he had, he could afford to pay everyone important involved, so that he could slip away after proclamation of his death. And as for the body in the casket, it wasn't open and could easy just be a Michael Jackson look-a-like or crazed fan. But I shall let facts be facts and continue to presume that he is dead, because the news told me so and they tell the truth right? I think not. I'll leave you to make your own mind up though, about everything I post, but to quote Rock and Rolla; "Rockstars like that never die"
Think about it.
Back to 2010...
When I wrote that post it seemed less depressing, but seeing it is about death in essence, I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but what i said i still believe today, MJ is living it up on some island somewhere. But now turning back to something seemingly more positive.
The State of Celebrities today
Taken from
http://rockstarsgcc.com/
I think the picture pretty much sums up this blog post
Everybody wants to be a celebrity nowadays and theres a variety of ways to do this, thanks to the 'beauty' of reality television. For instance, at the moment the very last (we might be so lucky) Big Brother is on channel 4, 4+1, E4, E4+1 and 4OD (the tidy Internet version).
This show comprises of a bunch selected idiots who apparently have rich enough personalities for them to be displayed on national television (personally I think their collective personalities are as shallow as muddy festival puddle, not Glastonbury mind you, I've been told its like a lake there, but i digress) and the brutish public tune in to watch said idiots chat, bitch and perform generally ridiculous tasks.
After a long period of time, and many evictions later (where the housemates are booted out one by one to the stupid phase of "I'm coming to get you!" by Davina McCall, I mean who does she think she is? Raoul Moat? or something?) there is a "winner", usually the thickest, most shallow of the lot (previous "winners" such as Brian Belo prove my point). They win a cash prize of £100,000 and have many magazine deals which amounts to more money, propelling them in "celebrity" status.
My question is what did these people do to deserve this kind of status, I mean all they did was turn up with their shit personalities, made complete fools out of themselves in stupid pointless tasks and generally made arseholes of themselves. Personally I want to go back to the days of when celebrities actually did something top earn their status, like acting (I mean good acting, like Tom Hanks for instance).
There are of course plenty of other ways to claim fake status or make a complete arsehole out of yourself on Television; there's 'Singing' competition shows like the "X factor", 'Talent' competition shows like "Britain's Got Talent" (to which my answer always is "has it?") and of course my personal favorite, Jeremy Kyle, filling the void for Jerry Springer type show that Britain has needed for years and yes I do mean years, people waited for this shit. I do watch it from time to time just to watch the 'lovely' people bicker amongst themselves, then watch JK come-in with some un-related insult.
Here's a Video on more reality television lunacy
Charlie Brooker understands my point
On another subject however, just a look at a 'celebrity' that has been bugging me for a very long time and I believe that she has earned some 'credit' to be noted in this blog. I'm talking about the Media-Manipulative Excremental Narcissist that is Katie Price (aka Jordan).
I mean dear god, I really do not like this woman, everything she does I hate, for good reason mind. I cannot really put everything in this blog as I'd be here to Christmas telling why I dislike her so much.
She is the ultimate group leader in "how is she famous?" group of people that I detest. She started her career, taking her top off for money, got huge breasts, then got famous for making a 'tit' (mind the pun) of herself on another reality show (for B-list aka FAILED celebrities) "I'm A celebrity get me out of here" and promptly after that married Aussie singer Peter Andre (who was also on the show) and managed to get huge magazine deals from this, starting her affair of manipulating celebrity magazines. Through a series of television deals she continued her 'career' by documenting her life in her own reality television show, and brought out a few books and released a shit perfume.
Oh yeah and "raising" (more like dragging up through a shit childhood of endless paparazzi) her kids along side all that. Even Michael Jackson's kids didn't get this kinda treatment, no he did the responsible thing and put bags over their heads.
To bring things back to the present day she divorced Peter Andre, which was of course covered by the media, (which to me looked like a publicity stunt, in my sceptical mind, but now after a year, I'm forced to eat my words as it seems to be the only genuine piece of news she has created), he didn't do to badly out of it though, got his own reality television show and his music career was kinda
re-started, so good for him, he definately earned it, I mean you'd have to be a saint to be married to that woman. She then married a stupid cross-dressing cage, fighter Alex Reid, (who later went on celebrity big brother last year and made a arse of himself in the house and when he won) more magazine deals were signed and continued documentaries were made. thank god that's done. I hope you can see what I mean by describing her Non-celebrity life (I now refuse to think of her as a celebrity). Today she has released a statement that she wants to have 20 kids. I'm not fucking kidding. I really hate this woman, I mean anything for a quick media hype and shes all over it. Period.
She'll be faking her death next and then coming back proclaiming shes the next Christ, I can see that happening, seriously.
Breaking news!
I found out she has a pet pig called Bingles. true story. I didn't believe it either at first.
Lunatic of a woman.
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/katie-prices-pet-pig_1153861
And that's it for now folks. Bloody hell its been a long read, but you got to the end, so give yourself a pat on the back, I feel that Ive vented enough aggression to keep me sane, for a least a week. I've now gone from a blog every two weeks to once a month now so the next one will be in august when I come back from holiday, I might write something interesting in between then but as I say I'm on holiday.
But until then cheers for reading.
MT
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